THE CARTOON OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

That’s John McCain’s economic adviser! Whoaaaaa!!!

This cartoon is courtesy My friend Ben Hoffman. You can view his complete collection at http://benhoffman.wordpress.com/

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

Once Banta wanted to know the time difference between Amritsar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them. “Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Amritsar and Las Begas…”
The man at the other end replies, “One second sir…”
Banta immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

Santa: "Banta have you been in love?"
Banta: "Yes I have been in love but she is not responding. She keeps on saying I love u. Now I don't know who the hell is this U"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

PRINCIPAL: If I see any boy in girls hostel then he will be fined 100 bucks. Next time the boy is caught he has to pay 300 bucks"
Banta: "Can I get a monthly pass. It would be cheaper..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

Santas Girlfriend asks him, "Darling, on our engagement will you give me a RING?"
Santa: "Ya sure, Give me ur telephone No..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a central minister of this country!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when an elderly couple asked him, "Why are you running so much with your wife in this condition?"
Banta replied,"we want to reach Pizza hut. They have advertised for a free delivery with every order..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta to his friend: "I am in a grave problem... my wife charges 100 bucks for a kiss"

friend: "You are still lucky. She charged me 500 bucks yesterday."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Once Banta bought a can of refined oil and asked the shopkeeper, "where is my free gift?"

shopkeeper said, "why?"

Banta said, "there is written colestrol free..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "How old is your father."
Banta: "As old as I am."
Teacher: "How is it possible?"
Banta: "Well he became father only after I was born."

THEJOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Santa and Banta visit Egypt. Guide takes them to a museum Egyptian mummy is kept.

Banta: "Look so many bandages, must have met with an accident with a truck."

Santa: "Yes you are right, they have also mentioned the registration number of the truck. BC-1760!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day???

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

One day Banta was having a terrible fight with his wife. After 2 hours he asks his wife, "do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!"

WIFE says, "No, it means - With Idiot for Ever"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta was writing something very slowly. His friend asked, "Why r u writing so slowly?"

Banta said, "Im writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta proposed a Girl. The girl said, "Im 1yr elder to you..."

Banta said, "no problem darling, I”ll marry you NEXT YEAR."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta to Girlfriend: "Darling I can't marry you everyone in my family is against it."

Girlfriend: "Who all are there in your family."

Banta: "1 wife and 3 kids... "

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008S

Once Banta the Doctor falls in love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse, "I Love U sister..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "Where were u born?"

BANTA: "Ludhiana."

Teacher: "Ok, tell the spelling."

BANTA: "Sorry, I was born in Goa"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "If A=b, B=C then A=c can u tell me one more example of this type?"

BANTA: "I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter, so I love teacher's daughter"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

BANTA: "A teacher."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same asyour brother’s. Did you copy his?"

BANTA: "No, teacher, it’s the same dog!"

THE JOKE OF INDIA WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Now, Banta,tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

BANTA: "No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2003

TEACHER: "What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!"

BANTA: "Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

BANTA: "Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?"

FATHER: "No. Why do you ask that?"

BANTA: "Well, where did you get mummy then?"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?"

BANTA: "Because George still had the axe in his hand!!!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

BANTA: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time and at the same place."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, give me a sentence starting with I."
BANTA: "I is…"
TEACHER: "No, BANTA. Always say, I am."
BANTA: "All right… I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, how do you spell crocodile?"
BANTA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: "No, that’s wrong."
BANTA: "Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, go to the map and find North America."
BANTA: "There it is!"
TEACHER: "Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?"
CLASS: "BANTA!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
BANTA: “HIJKLMNO!!!"
TEACHER: "What are you talking about?"
BANTA: "Yesterday you said it’s H to O !"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008

Owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests to GOD...HE has started a new call centre...
called HEAVENLY PARADISE..
magine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven
When you pray, you'd get this response:
"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak toLord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " )
For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4
For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels Press 9 .
You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following
message:
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works )
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else - please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you
If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are
holding ! Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message: " Our records show
that you have already prayed once today .
Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency
assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008

A policeman finds drunk Banta crawling on all fours in the middle of the street.

The cop approaches him and asks him, "What on earth do you think you’re doing?"

Banta replies, “I’ve lost it."

The policeman asks him curiously, "lost what?"

Banta answers, "well (hic...) my balance sir."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008

Banta in a pawnshop and sees this beautiful Grandfather Clock and winds up buying it. Banta asks the owner if he can deliver the clock and the owner replies that he cannot make deliveries.

So only living a few blocks away Banta decides to strap the clock on his back and carry it the few blocks.

After a block or so, a drunk comes staggering out of a bar and bumps into Banta knocking him down on his back and smashing the clock to bits.

Banta then jumps up and starts cussing the drunk out and saying "look what you did to my beautiful clock you idiot” The drunk then replies, "hey buddy I’m really sorry why don’t you wear a wristwatch like everyone else."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008

Banta got drunk and was driving back home on a montainside. A preacher were driving up right behind drunk Banta.
Banta under the influence of alcohol was swerving from side to side. The preacher was driving straight and true.
All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff. Banta noticed the preacher going off the edge, so he stopped his car and went to see if preacher was all right. He noticed the preacher was climbing up the hillside.
Banta yelled down at the preacher, "Are you alright?"
Preacher replied, "Have no fear my son, I had the Lord riding with me."
Banta then yelled back, "You had better let him ride with me next time...cuz your gonna get him killed!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008

Banta was drunk, but he got behind the wheel of his car anyway and began to drive home. Of course, he couldn't exactly drive straight or stay below the speed limit.

Two policemen pulled him over and asked him to walk a straight line, and he failed. They began to take him with them, but suddenly they received a call on their walkie-talkies, asking them to go to another part of town.

They asked Banta to be patient while they called someone else to cover for them. But, Banta grew tired of waiting and, after a few minutes, drove home.

He got in bed and said to his wife, who had been waiting for him, "If any policemen come looking for me, tell them I'm not home yet." The wife agreed, somewhat confused and a little embarrassed.

No sooner than her husband fell asleep did she hear a knock at the door. Sure enough, it was the two policemen. They asked about her husband, and she replied that he wasn't home.

Then they asked to check her garage. Puzzled, she agreed. She opened up the garage for them--and there sat the policemen's squad car, lights still flashing.

THE JOKE OF THE DAY MONDAY JULY 28, 2008

An obnoxious drunk Banta stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, Banta comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time, you're too drunk"
Five minutes later Banta comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk Banta scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places also said the same thing."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY JULY 25, 2008

One day a genie appeared to Bantta and offered to grant him one wish.
Banta said:” I wish you'd build a bridge from here to London so I could drive there anytime"
The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking,” he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else?"
Banta thinks for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of my wife-what she is thinking, why she cries. I wish I knew how to make her truly happy."
The genie was silent for a minute, then said "So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 24, 2008

Santa got a job at airport as a ground engineer. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by pilots and the solution recorded by Santa after one month.

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

Santa: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

Santa: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit.

Santa: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.

Santa: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

Santa: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

Santa: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud.

Santa: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

Santa: That's what they're there for.

Pilot: IFF inoperative.

Santa: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield.

Santa: Suspect you're right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing.

Santa: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny.

Santa: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums.

Santa: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit.

Santa: Cat installed.

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

Santa: Took hammer away from midget.

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 23, 2008

Banta decided to be a pilot signs up at a small airport and was told they only equipment available is a helicopter.
Banta thinks for a moment and says, "That’s fine, I'll just learn how to pilot a helicopter."
After some ground instructions the day of the solo comes and Banta is at the commands of the helicopter. He goes up 1000 feet with no problem, climbs to 2000 and the instructor asks “ Is everything o.k.”
Banta responds; “yes everything is going well.”
The instructor is very happy to have such a great student and decides to give him the last test, so he orders Banta to climb to 3500 feet, make a turn and land. The instructor goes out to see the landing when suddenly he sees the helicopter falling down.
Luckily after all that the Banta was alive, and the instructor asked him, “what happened when everything was going so well?"
Banta replied: "It was getting cold so I turned the outside fan off."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 22, 2008

Banta: "My wife is very scared of water, I don't know what to do about it"
Santa: "How do you know?"
Banta: Yesterday afternoon when I reached home early I found her in the bathtub taking bath with a security guard."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY MONDAY JULY 21, 2008

Banta admitted to a mental hospital fell in love with another inmate. Banta loved the woman so much that when she fell into the pool he jumped in to save her.

Later that day the nurse came into Banta's room and said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. I spoke to the head psychiatrist and he thinks that your act to save the woman you love from drowning showed that you had good judgement and that you were of sound mind and you will be released from the hospital and can go home. The bad news is that the woman you love has just hung herself in his room and is now dead."

Upon hearing this Banta replied, "Oh no she didn't hang herself, I hung him up to dry because she was all wet. When can I leave?"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY SUNDAY JULY 20, 2008

Banta was driving home on the freeway after work when he was hit by a hailstorm that left his car completely dented all over. He decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents.
Seeing Banta, he winked at his partner, and told him it wouldn't cost anything if he followed his instructions carefully.
Banta drove home and when his roommate Santa came out of the house he found his friend sitting on the ground at the back of the car blowing really hard in the tail pipe."What on earth are you doing" Santa asked.
Banta looking up with big smile and a black ring around his mouth said "The man at the body shop told me that I could save a lot of money on repair work if I blew really hard into the tail pipe. he said that all the dents would pop out"
"Naaahhh" said Santa, "but first you have to roll up all the windows!!!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY SATURDAY JULY 19, 2008

Banta reported for university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. He took his seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes.

In a fit of inspiration, Banta took out coin and started tossing and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour he was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, Banta was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The examiner, alarmed, approached Banta and asked what was going on.

Banta said, "I finished the exam in half and hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY JULY 18, 2008

Banta was running back and forth from his computer and his mailbox.
His friend Santa who was passing by could not stop himself from asking him that what is the matter
Banta said, "My dumb computer keeps on saying 'you've got mail'."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 17, 2008

Banta was hired to paint a white line down the middle of the highway. On the first day, he got off to a good start and he painted a white line 7 miles long. The next day, however, he painted a line only 4 miles long. On the third day, he was down to less than a mile.


Finally, the superviser asked him why he was doing less each day.


Banta replied, "I guess it takes me longer and longer to get back to the bucket each day."

joke courtesy ajokeaday.com

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 16, 2008

Banta was driving his pickup down a country lane when suddenly a chicken darts out into the road in front of him. He's just about to slam on his brakes to avoid the chicken when he realizes that the chicken has sped on ahead doing about 30 Kilometers per hour.

Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken takes off faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeches into a turn and goes into Santa's farm.

As he turns to follow, John notices that the chicken has three legs. He pulls to a stop in front of the farmhouse, and looking around, notices that all the chickens have three legs.

He says to Santa, "Three-legged chickens? That's astounding!"

Santa replies, "Yep, I bred 'em that way -- I love drumsticks."

Banta: "Well, tell me, how does a three-legged chicken taste?"

Santa: "Dunno, haven't been able to catch one yet."

joke courtesy ajokeaday.com

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 15, 2008

Banta had a dream that he was a great cricketer and had a great fan following asking for his autograph whereever he went. Next day early morning he walked out of his house holdingh a ball and a bat.

As he threw the ball up in the air, he announced, “I am the best batsman ever!” He swung with all his power, but missed.

He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball, tossed it up one more time, said “I am the best ball player in the world!” Then he swung and missed again. “Wow! Banta said. “What a bowler!”

THE JOKE OF THE DAY MONDAY JULY 14, 2008

Santa took his wife to Punjab National Bank. Suddenly robbers stormed in. During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes!
The robber shot him.
Then he asked Santa's wife "did you see my face?"
She said "no, but my husband over there did."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY SUNDAY JULY 13, 2008

Banta goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar.
"This is a nice place. I've never been here before," he says to the guy next to him."Oh, really?"
The other replies. "It is a nice place. It's also a very special bar."
"Why is that?" Banta asks.
"Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
"Gee, that's amazing!" says Banta.
"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."
"No way! That's impossible," Banta scoffs.
"Not at all. Take a look," the other man replies, and with that he walks over to the window and opens it. He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "See? It's fun. You should try it," he says.
"Try it? I don't even believe I saw it!" Banta shouts.
"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again." And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "Give it a try. It's a blast," he says.
"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try," Banta says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50...60...70...80...90... 100 feet and splat -- he ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."

the joke courtesy ajokeaday.com

THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY JULY 10, 2008

At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk: How much does it costs?

“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.

“That’s fine,” said the girl. I’ll take ten yards.”

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then teasingly held it out.

The girl took the bag and pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”

joke courtesy ajokeaday.com

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 8, 2008

Banta, Mr Mukherjee, an old lady and a beautiful blonde find themselves together on a train.

The train passes through a tunnel and in the darkness a loud slap is heard. When out of the tunnel and in the light, they see that the Banta has a red five finger mark on his cheek.

The blonde is thinking: Banta must have tried to grope me in the dark and mistakedly groped the old lady, so she slapped him.

The old lady is thinking: that guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.

Banta is thinking: Mr Mukerjee must have groped the blonde in the dark and she mistakedly slapped me instead of him.

Mr Mukherjee is thinking: I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap that damn Banta again!!!

THE JOKE OF THE DAY MONDAY JULY 7, 2008

Santa and Banta after working for 10 years in Germany decide to return to India. Both decide to get German cars as momentos.
Santa finds Beatle a different looking car and buys it without checking.
Banta also lands up at Beatle dealer who fools him by saying This car has a spare engine in dicky. Banta buys that car without checking the front engine.
Months down the line Banta finds sad looking Santa on the road searching for something next to his car. Asks him "what are you looking for?"
Santa says "I think I lost my engine..."
Banta says "I have a spare engine in my dicky you can use it till you find it..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY SUNDAY JULY 6, 2008

After reading a tender notice for tunnel across English Channel Santa and Banta submitted their bid. Since their bid was lowest they were called for an interview.
The authorities asked them how they are going to do it?
Banta said "very simple I will start digging from French side and Santa will dig from English side, we will meet in midway to complete the tunnel."
One of the panalists counter questioned "what if you two don't meet?"
Santa said "you don't worry about it, in that case you will have two tunnels..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY SATURDAY JULY 5, 2008

Santa and Banta landed up in London. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa somehow managed to get a seat on the lower deck. But, unfortunate Banta was pushed towards the upper deck. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta.
He saw Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "hey Banta! What the heck is going' on? Why are you frightened? I was enjoying my ride down there..."
Scared Banta replies. "because you've got a *driver..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY JULY 4, 2008

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"
The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"
The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 3, 2008

Banta got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

“Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”

“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”
” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”

The Joke of the Day Wednesday July 2, 2008

Banta and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that his girlfriend kept looking at him and smiling.

Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Can you drive using only one hand ?"

"I sure can", Banta grinned, thinking his luck was in.

"Good" she said, "then wipe your nose; it`s running

The Joke of the Day Tuesday July 1, 2008

A husband was fed up of his wife's habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 25 minutes….

“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”

“I got a wrong number,” she replied.