| An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect were were arguing about what was God's real profession. The philosopher said, "Well, first and foremost, God is a philosopher because he created the principles by which man is to live." "Ridiculous!" said the biologist "Before that, God created man and woman and all living things so clearly he was a biologist." "Wrong," said the architect. "Before that, he created the heavens and the earth. Before the earth, there was only complete confusion and chaos!" "Well," said the economist, "where do you think the chaos came from?" |
Showing posts with label The Jokes of India. Show all posts
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Monday, March 7, 2016
What is God's Profession?
The Joke of the Day, Monday, 7th March, 2016
On his Birthday, Santa was really upset because none of his family
members or near and dear ones wished him.
As he walked into his office, his secretary Gurpreet said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!
" He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered.
In the lunch time Gurpreet knocked on his door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday,
why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me."
Santa happily agreed .They had their lunch but on the way back to the office,
Gurpreet said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...
We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?"
Santa replied "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Gurpreet said, "Boss if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." He nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes;
She came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by his wife, his kids,
Banta, his wife and dozens of his friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And Santa just sat there... On the couch... Naked!
members or near and dear ones wished him.
As he walked into his office, his secretary Gurpreet said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!
" He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered.
In the lunch time Gurpreet knocked on his door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday,
why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me."
Santa happily agreed .They had their lunch but on the way back to the office,
Gurpreet said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...
We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?"
Santa replied "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Gurpreet said, "Boss if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." He nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes;
She came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by his wife, his kids,
Banta, his wife and dozens of his friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And Santa just sat there... On the couch... Naked!
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