The Joke of the Day, Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Santa Singh buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

Santa says, "I want my 20 lakhs.

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."

Santa Singh said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.

Santa Singh, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want all my money now! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my 10 rupees back!"

The Joke of the Day, Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK.

On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE.

Again Santa thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.

The Joke of the Day, Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

The Joke of the Day, Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Santa bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.

He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.

But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " What Happened, My Son?"

Santa got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car people are crazy! They have five gears for going forward, but only one for coming back!"

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home.

The steering, dash board,

gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming,

earlier I sat on the back seat.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago,

he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !