THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a central minister of this country!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when an elderly couple asked him, "Why are you running so much with your wife in this condition?"
Banta replied,"we want to reach Pizza hut. They have advertised for a free delivery with every order..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta to his friend: "I am in a grave problem... my wife charges 100 bucks for a kiss"

friend: "You are still lucky. She charged me 500 bucks yesterday."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Once Banta bought a can of refined oil and asked the shopkeeper, "where is my free gift?"

shopkeeper said, "why?"

Banta said, "there is written colestrol free..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "How old is your father."
Banta: "As old as I am."
Teacher: "How is it possible?"
Banta: "Well he became father only after I was born."

THEJOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Santa and Banta visit Egypt. Guide takes them to a museum Egyptian mummy is kept.

Banta: "Look so many bandages, must have met with an accident with a truck."

Santa: "Yes you are right, they have also mentioned the registration number of the truck. BC-1760!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day???

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

One day Banta was having a terrible fight with his wife. After 2 hours he asks his wife, "do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!"

WIFE says, "No, it means - With Idiot for Ever"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta was writing something very slowly. His friend asked, "Why r u writing so slowly?"

Banta said, "Im writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta proposed a Girl. The girl said, "Im 1yr elder to you..."

Banta said, "no problem darling, I”ll marry you NEXT YEAR."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta to Girlfriend: "Darling I can't marry you everyone in my family is against it."

Girlfriend: "Who all are there in your family."

Banta: "1 wife and 3 kids... "

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008S

Once Banta the Doctor falls in love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse, "I Love U sister..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "Where were u born?"

BANTA: "Ludhiana."

Teacher: "Ok, tell the spelling."

BANTA: "Sorry, I was born in Goa"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "If A=b, B=C then A=c can u tell me one more example of this type?"

BANTA: "I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter, so I love teacher's daughter"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

BANTA: "A teacher."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same asyour brother’s. Did you copy his?"

BANTA: "No, teacher, it’s the same dog!"

THE JOKE OF INDIA WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Now, Banta,tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

BANTA: "No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2003

TEACHER: "What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!"

BANTA: "Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

BANTA: "Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?"

FATHER: "No. Why do you ask that?"

BANTA: "Well, where did you get mummy then?"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?"

BANTA: "Because George still had the axe in his hand!!!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

BANTA: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time and at the same place."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, give me a sentence starting with I."
BANTA: "I is…"
TEACHER: "No, BANTA. Always say, I am."
BANTA: "All right… I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, how do you spell crocodile?"
BANTA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: "No, that’s wrong."
BANTA: "Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "Banta, go to the map and find North America."
BANTA: "There it is!"
TEACHER: "Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?"
CLASS: "BANTA!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
BANTA: “HIJKLMNO!!!"
TEACHER: "What are you talking about?"
BANTA: "Yesterday you said it’s H to O !"