The Joke of the Day, Monday, August 3, 2009

A man’s house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, “Why are you going back in there?”

The man replies, “I’m turning over my mother in law.”

The Joke of the Day, Monday, August 3, 2009

Santa Singh was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ”It could have been worse.”

His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Santa could come up with a bright side.So the next day, one of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Santa asked, ”Where’s Banta Singh?”

And one of his friends said, ”Didn’t you hear? Yesterday, Banta found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.”

Santa says,”Well it could have been worse.”

His friends said, ”How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!”

Santa says, ”If it had happened two days ago, I’d be dead now!”