Santa Singh was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ”It could have been worse.”
His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Santa could come up with a bright side.So the next day, one of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Santa asked, ”Where’s Banta Singh?”
And one of his friends said, ”Didn’t you hear? Yesterday, Banta found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.”
Santa says,”Well it could have been worse.”
His friends said, ”How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!”
Santa says, ”If it had happened two days ago, I’d be dead now!”
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