Banta got drunk and was driving back home on a montainside. A preacher were driving up right behind drunk Banta.
Banta under the influence of alcohol was swerving from side to side. The preacher was driving straight and true.
All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff. Banta noticed the preacher going off the edge, so he stopped his car and went to see if preacher was all right. He noticed the preacher was climbing up the hillside.
Banta yelled down at the preacher, "Are you alright?"
Preacher replied, "Have no fear my son, I had the Lord riding with me."
Banta then yelled back, "You had better let him ride with me next time...cuz your gonna get him killed!"
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 29, 2008
Banta was drunk, but he got behind the wheel of his car anyway and began to drive home. Of course, he couldn't exactly drive straight or stay below the speed limit.
Two policemen pulled him over and asked him to walk a straight line, and he failed. They began to take him with them, but suddenly they received a call on their walkie-talkies, asking them to go to another part of town.
They asked Banta to be patient while they called someone else to cover for them. But, Banta grew tired of waiting and, after a few minutes, drove home.
He got in bed and said to his wife, who had been waiting for him, "If any policemen come looking for me, tell them I'm not home yet." The wife agreed, somewhat confused and a little embarrassed.
No sooner than her husband fell asleep did she hear a knock at the door. Sure enough, it was the two policemen. They asked about her husband, and she replied that he wasn't home.
Then they asked to check her garage. Puzzled, she agreed. She opened up the garage for them--and there sat the policemen's squad car, lights still flashing.
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