THE JOKE OF THE DAY MONDAY JULY 21, 2008

Banta admitted to a mental hospital fell in love with another inmate. Banta loved the woman so much that when she fell into the pool he jumped in to save her.

Later that day the nurse came into Banta's room and said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. I spoke to the head psychiatrist and he thinks that your act to save the woman you love from drowning showed that you had good judgement and that you were of sound mind and you will be released from the hospital and can go home. The bad news is that the woman you love has just hung herself in his room and is now dead."

Upon hearing this Banta replied, "Oh no she didn't hang herself, I hung him up to dry because she was all wet. When can I leave?"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY SUNDAY JULY 20, 2008

Banta was driving home on the freeway after work when he was hit by a hailstorm that left his car completely dented all over. He decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents.
Seeing Banta, he winked at his partner, and told him it wouldn't cost anything if he followed his instructions carefully.
Banta drove home and when his roommate Santa came out of the house he found his friend sitting on the ground at the back of the car blowing really hard in the tail pipe."What on earth are you doing" Santa asked.
Banta looking up with big smile and a black ring around his mouth said "The man at the body shop told me that I could save a lot of money on repair work if I blew really hard into the tail pipe. he said that all the dents would pop out"
"Naaahhh" said Santa, "but first you have to roll up all the windows!!!"