THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 16, 2008

Banta was driving his pickup down a country lane when suddenly a chicken darts out into the road in front of him. He's just about to slam on his brakes to avoid the chicken when he realizes that the chicken has sped on ahead doing about 30 Kilometers per hour.

Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken takes off faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeches into a turn and goes into Santa's farm.

As he turns to follow, John notices that the chicken has three legs. He pulls to a stop in front of the farmhouse, and looking around, notices that all the chickens have three legs.

He says to Santa, "Three-legged chickens? That's astounding!"

Santa replies, "Yep, I bred 'em that way -- I love drumsticks."

Banta: "Well, tell me, how does a three-legged chicken taste?"

Santa: "Dunno, haven't been able to catch one yet."

joke courtesy ajokeaday.com

THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 15, 2008

Banta had a dream that he was a great cricketer and had a great fan following asking for his autograph whereever he went. Next day early morning he walked out of his house holdingh a ball and a bat.

As he threw the ball up in the air, he announced, “I am the best batsman ever!” He swung with all his power, but missed.

He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball, tossed it up one more time, said “I am the best ball player in the world!” Then he swung and missed again. “Wow! Banta said. “What a bowler!”