After reading a tender notice for tunnel across English Channel Santa and Banta submitted their bid. Since their bid was lowest they were called for an interview.
The authorities asked them how they are going to do it?
Banta said "very simple I will start digging from French side and Santa will dig from English side, we will meet in midway to complete the tunnel."
One of the panalists counter questioned "what if you two don't meet?"
Santa said "you don't worry about it, in that case you will have two tunnels..."
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
THE JOKE OF THE DAY SATURDAY JULY 5, 2008
Santa and Banta landed up in London. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa somehow managed to get a seat on the lower deck. But, unfortunate Banta was pushed towards the upper deck. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta.
He saw Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "hey Banta! What the heck is going' on? Why are you frightened? I was enjoying my ride down there..."
Scared Banta replies. "because you've got a *driver..."
He saw Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "hey Banta! What the heck is going' on? Why are you frightened? I was enjoying my ride down there..."
Scared Banta replies. "because you've got a *driver..."
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