Banta and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that his girlfriend kept looking at him and smiling.
Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Can you drive using only one hand ?"
"I sure can", Banta grinned, thinking his luck was in.
"Good" she said, "then wipe your nose; it`s running
A husband was fed up of his wife's habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” she replied.
