Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds: 'Yeah, but I like electricians! Everything inside them is color coded..'
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are thebest; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You'reall wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
The first surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds: 'Yeah, but I like electricians! Everything inside them is color coded..'
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are thebest; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You'reall wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'