Monday, July 6, 2009

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The Joke of The Day




The Joke of the Day Probably not The Joke of India maybe.

A few questions to ponder upon

Air India and Indian(Indian Airlines) merger; what was the rationale...

Synergy of 2 units merge into one...

Have a bigger fleet...

Have a bigger and unified employee strength...

Now what happened...

Jeddah for example:

Extremely lucrative sector. Any carrier flies into Jeddah fills dirt cheap fuel upto the brim for its onward, return journey.

Jeddah allows only 2 airlines per country. Previously it was Indian Airlines and Air India and now both of them are one. So Jet Airways walks into this sector. Surprising Jet flies with packed house whereas Air India has not been able to declare this sector as lucrative as it could have been. There has been cases in past when people could not manage tickets with the national carrier and still it was not flying 100%

Now who laughs at the joke at whose cost???

Singapore a strange coincidence:

Air India jet is grounded for technical nag. An engineer is flown especially into Singapore and he declares the aircraft unfit for flight. On the other hand Jet flies out of Singapore with full house and Mr Naresh Goyal personally welcomes all the guests when they land in India. Well it could be a coincidence but a little strange.

Who laughs at the joke at whose cost???

London another example:

Air India gets 12 landing slots in London for all its operations. A decent figure by any means that too in London. Air India over last 4 years slowly shifts its European base from London to Frankfurt??? Shifting base from London to Frankfurt!!! a business decesion probably has some economic reason... but leaving London market to private carriers for their operations... sounds fishy.

Strangely now Air India operates 2 flights from and through London and rest has gone to private airlinrs operating out of India.

What a Joke!!!


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OSHO IN ONE OF HIS DISCOURSE:

Beloved marter, I feel shocked when you used the word fuck what to do?
Sargamo, it is one of the most beautiful words. The English language should be proud of it. I don't think any other language has such a beautiful word. One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame. He says: One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'. Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses: Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot. Ignorance: Fucked if I know.Trouble: I guess I am fucked now! Aggression: Fuck you! Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here? Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job. Incompetence: He is a fuck-off. Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing? Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.Request: Get the fuck out of here!Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!Greeting: How the fuck are you? Apathy: Who gives a fuck? Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer. Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me! Anxiety: Today is really fucked. And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat. That's how I keep my throat clear!Enough for today.

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