THE JOKE OF THE DAY TUESDAY JULY 8, 2008

Banta, Mr Mukherjee, an old lady and a beautiful blonde find themselves together on a train.

The train passes through a tunnel and in the darkness a loud slap is heard. When out of the tunnel and in the light, they see that the Banta has a red five finger mark on his cheek.

The blonde is thinking: Banta must have tried to grope me in the dark and mistakedly groped the old lady, so she slapped him.

The old lady is thinking: that guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.

Banta is thinking: Mr Mukerjee must have groped the blonde in the dark and she mistakedly slapped me instead of him.

Mr Mukherjee is thinking: I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap that damn Banta again!!!

THE JOKE OF THE DAY MONDAY JULY 7, 2008

Santa and Banta after working for 10 years in Germany decide to return to India. Both decide to get German cars as momentos.
Santa finds Beatle a different looking car and buys it without checking.
Banta also lands up at Beatle dealer who fools him by saying This car has a spare engine in dicky. Banta buys that car without checking the front engine.
Months down the line Banta finds sad looking Santa on the road searching for something next to his car. Asks him "what are you looking for?"
Santa says "I think I lost my engine..."
Banta says "I have a spare engine in my dicky you can use it till you find it..."