Santa and Banta landed up in London. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa somehow managed to get a seat on the lower deck. But, unfortunate Banta was pushed towards the upper deck. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta.
He saw Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "hey Banta! What the heck is going' on? Why are you frightened? I was enjoying my ride down there..."
Scared Banta replies. "because you've got a *driver..."
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Friday, July 4, 2008
THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY JULY 4, 2008
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"
The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"
The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."
The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"
The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."
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