THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY AUGUST 1, 2008

Banta is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Banta says, "I am only following the instructions Answer in brief'".

THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY AUGUST 1, 2008

Banta out on morning walk suddenly stops and starts staring at a banana peel which was resting on the pavement. Santa was passing by and he also stopped and asked Banta what is it.
Sad looking Banta looks up and says, "I will have to slip once again, someone has been careless with banana peel once again."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY FRIDAY AUGUST 1, 2008

Banta finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask god for help. "Oh god, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Banta again goes back to the god, "oh lord, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and Banta still has no luck!!
Back to the god, "my lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light and Banta is confronted by the voice of the lord: "BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

Once Banta wanted to know the time difference between Amritsar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them. “Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Amritsar and Las Begas…”
The man at the other end replies, “One second sir…”
Banta immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

Santa: "Banta have you been in love?"
Banta: "Yes I have been in love but she is not responding. She keeps on saying I love u. Now I don't know who the hell is this U"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

PRINCIPAL: If I see any boy in girls hostel then he will be fined 100 bucks. Next time the boy is caught he has to pay 300 bucks"
Banta: "Can I get a monthly pass. It would be cheaper..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY JULY 31, 2008

Santas Girlfriend asks him, "Darling, on our engagement will you give me a RING?"
Santa: "Ya sure, Give me ur telephone No..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when an elderly couple asked him, "Why are you running so much with your wife in this condition?"
Banta replied,"we want to reach Pizza hut. They have advertised for a free delivery with every order..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta to his friend: "I am in a grave problem... my wife charges 100 bucks for a kiss"

friend: "You are still lucky. She charged me 500 bucks yesterday."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Once Banta bought a can of refined oil and asked the shopkeeper, "where is my free gift?"

shopkeeper said, "why?"

Banta said, "there is written colestrol free..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "How old is your father."
Banta: "As old as I am."
Teacher: "How is it possible?"
Banta: "Well he became father only after I was born."

THEJOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Santa and Banta visit Egypt. Guide takes them to a museum Egyptian mummy is kept.

Banta: "Look so many bandages, must have met with an accident with a truck."

Santa: "Yes you are right, they have also mentioned the registration number of the truck. BC-1760!"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

One day Banta was having a terrible fight with his wife. After 2 hours he asks his wife, "do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!"

WIFE says, "No, it means - With Idiot for Ever"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta was writing something very slowly. His friend asked, "Why r u writing so slowly?"

Banta said, "Im writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta proposed a Girl. The girl said, "Im 1yr elder to you..."

Banta said, "no problem darling, I”ll marry you NEXT YEAR."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Banta to Girlfriend: "Darling I can't marry you everyone in my family is against it."

Girlfriend: "Who all are there in your family."

Banta: "1 wife and 3 kids... "

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008S

Once Banta the Doctor falls in love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse, "I Love U sister..."

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "Where were u born?"

BANTA: "Ludhiana."

Teacher: "Ok, tell the spelling."

BANTA: "Sorry, I was born in Goa"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

Teacher: "If A=b, B=C then A=c can u tell me one more example of this type?"

BANTA: "I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter, so I love teacher's daughter"

THE JOKE OF THE DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 30, 2008

TEACHER: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

BANTA: "A teacher."